A huge black van just pulled up into the driveway. Luke insisted Eve and I hide in the back bedroom, while he hid in the living room with his gun. So, that's what we're doing now.
Eve, as you may have guessed, is loosing her poor mind. I feel bad for her, but if my suspicions are correct, the people in the van wont do us any harm.
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I think I just heard gunfire.
Hi there kids.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to get in the van. Just saying.
Well well, my suspicions where right.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I should go tell Luke to stop trying to kill you guys.
You should tell him that those shiny black plates are reinforced steel and 9mm bullets basically crumple on impact.
ReplyDeleteJust saying.
I'll be sure to mention that to him.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you may want to look up synonyms for "just saying".
I'll do that at some point. Also, avoid coming out the side door. A gentleman wearing a sheet is trying to hide behind your gas valve and an old box of bike parts.
ReplyDeleteI'd question that if not for the fact that I think I just heard a car horn Rick Roll us.
ReplyDeleteI'm about to put it on infinite repeat if you don't hurry. Washington is a bit of a drive away.
ReplyDeleteAlright, alright, let me pack up a few things and we'll be right out.
ReplyDeleteFantastic. I'll stop honking now.
ReplyDeleteRick Astley.
ReplyDeleteIs there any problem he can't solve?
Mr Dapper.
ReplyDeleteHe can't solve Mr Dapper.
Also, we're on the road now.
How can you be sure?
ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever TRIED?
Brb, getting a radio and a Rick Astley CD.
I suppose if anyone could defeat SM, it would be Rick Astley.
ReplyDeleteHe That Is does not mind being Rick Roll'd.
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